Stupid Chinese Proverbs

• Man who run in front of car get tired.
  
  
• Man who run behind car get exhausted.
  
  
• Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
  
  
• Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
  
  
• Man with one chopstick go hungry.
  
  
• Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
  
  
• Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
• Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
  
• Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
  
• War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
  
• Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
  
• Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
  
• It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
  
• Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
  
• Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
  
• Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
  
• Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
  
• Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
  
• Crowded elevator smell different to midget.